THIS IS TOTAL CRAP!
TAKEN FROM DIANA...
THIS IS LIKE THE LONGEST SENTENCE EVER.
OK LIKE WHAT THE HELL.
JUST TRY READING THE WHOLE THING...
YOU WILL BE OUT OF BREATH.
its not even june yet and im bored sitting at home with no one to talk to except for my
sisters whom are not good company and my grandmother who can only speak in malay and im very bored of speaking in malay because i hate malay because i only got c5 for my malay because i didnt study and i slacked and i dont know how to write formal/informal letter which were the bulk of the marks and i wasnt really paying attention in class because cikgu was quite boring and she doesnt "click" with the students except nasuha because nasuha is very smart and thats why she got 73 in the whole level while the rest of us had very sucky positions because we all didnt study but then nasuha got 73 in the whole level but she said she didnt study so now im wondering how she could do that while im waiting for the song to load and the song is very nice because its by my current favourite band which is panic! at the disco and if you dont know who they are then you are a very deprived child or just that you dont know good music when its screaming to your face and maybe its because you have a ear infection or theres just something wrong with your ear which you should get treated or else when we are doing drills, you can't hear the specialists and then you wont execute the command then everything will go wrong and it will be all your fault but then the platoon wont fault you because we are nice platoonmate and its actually not your fault but its your ears' fault and we will be understanding and we will bring you to the ear doctor and ask the doctor to heal you but we wont pay for you because we are only 13 year olds and we are all broke because we have to buy crumplers for each platoonmate and the crumplers are not cheap and the reason we want to buy crumplers for everybody is because we are nice people and we want to have the same bag when we go out for platoon outing so that people in the street can see that we are very bonded then we can take pictures together and be retarded together and make dao faces and "bang" each other then we can do some hugging and crying together and now i dont know what im talking about but im still going to continue this very elongated sentence of mine so that you can read and after you read this you will find out that this whole LONG sentence is pointless and then you will call me on the phone then you will scold me for writing this pointless sentence then i will just ignore you and begin talking to you about crap and more pointless things so that i wont be bored and we can be happy in each others voices and i just realise that the phrase that i just typed out sounded wrong but usually my english is quite good but now i dont know what happened to it and now i only got a2 for my english which is very bad so now my parents will talk to me and say how i must buck up and stuff like that but all of it will end up in my brain then i will study hard with my platoonmates then all the platoonmates will have good results for the end of year exams then we will all be happy and the most important part is that the whole platoon will be happy together and if one of us is sad then everybody will be sad because one happy, all happy and one sad, all sad and we must be together forever and then we will be happy forever because we are together forever and when we are together we are happy thats why we will be happy forever and now im still waiting for the song to load but now its a different song and its called blind by lifehouse and some lyrics from the song is ashwiyni's password and thats why when she told me her new password it sounded familiar to me but i cant place why it was so familiar then i realised that it was from the aforementioned song and if anyone wants that song you can ask me or ashwiyni because we will be nice platoonmates and send it to you so that we can enjoy the song together and we will be happy together because the song is nice and it will make you feel happy and if we listen to it together we will be happy because we are together and the song is very nice and now im talking crap again and im repeating everything over and over again and i feel like im doing a history or literature test because during a history or literature test, you have to repeat stuff over and over again for gazillion times and now i sound like tommy from rugrats who uses the word gazillion and gazillion makes me remember da vinci code, i dont know how but yah, it reminds me of da vinci code and how i want to watch it so badly and i bet some people who are not 16 yet have watched the movie because the people manning the ticket booths at cinemas only care about money and not whether they are 16 yet and i bet lots of under 16 people have snucked into the cinemas to watch the movie and i want to watch it but i dont look 16 and so i wont pass for 16 and i may be kicked out of the cinema but i so want to watch the movie and its so unfair how people can just sneak in and how they wont get kicked out of the cinema because they LOOK 16 and its so stupid why its nc-16 but i think i know why and i think they think that people under 16 will believe everything they see in the movie which is ridiculous because its just a movie and you wont believe movies like poseidon or cheaper by the dozen because get real, how many people would want to give birth to 12 people, talk about ouch and how it must be so tiring to give birth to so many people maybe thats why the government has given more baby bonuses to young couples who have a newborn baby and its as if having a very cute baby is not a bonus itself and now im talking crap again and now i have to go because i have to do something which does not require a computer, a keyboard, the world wide web or anything that has to do with the computer and i dont even need clothes to do it because im going to bathe and normal people bathe without clothes and im normal so now i shall go bathe without clothes because i tried bathing with clothes and it was very weird and sticky and its very hard to soap yourselves because the cotton just gets in your way and you end up with semi clean clothes and a still dirty body so you have to repeat the process again and again and then it will take a very long time to dry yourself because of the cotton on your body and so you have to stand in front of the fan for a very long time and by the time you get away from the fan your hair will look like ashys hair when somebody just ruffled it and thats not good because the hair will be sticking out everywhere and now i shall stop all my crap and i apologise if there is something wrong in the post besides the crapiness and now i shall end my elongated sentence by saying bye and sayonara, loser because you have read this very long sentence and all that is in the sentence is utter crap because im a bored crappy person, that's why.
